needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

(via arcticcellardoorcop)

hannahroad:

etherealballerina:

Oh my god, her figure is just gorgeous.

….*weeps for a billion years bc I’ll never have her figure*

(Source: amonamartha, via eatmypussyliketherussianfamine)

c0gnitive-dissonance:

campdracula5eva:

lglights-is-hiding:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

I can’t stop laughing at this.

Mother of god.

has science gone too far?

(Source: pierregrassou, via itssnotme)

tastefullyoffensive:

Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies [doghousediaries]

Previously: Part Two, Part One

(via strawberriesaredangerous)

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

(via ruinedchildhood)

electrictattoos:

Miss Arianna

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hereforcookies)

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

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